“二愣子，你为啥就这么几位英雄啊，”
“二愣子，你怎么胜率这么高啊？”
“二愣子，你是不是被某大神盗号了？”
“二愣子，你说话啊？”
我一脸无奈的坐在电脑桌前听着自己的兄弟叨叨(这个人马上就没了，就不取名了)
我本名叫玥，是个网瘾少年加死宅，因为学校行事莽撞，所以同学都调侃我叫二愣子
玥这个名字是不是听起来很奇怪？其实我也不知道是谁给我起了个这么女孩子气的名字，我出生时父母就不知去哪了，就只给我剩下了一套房子和1000万的家产，刚得知的时候没感觉到什么，但现在想起来那是感慨万分！
“哎，我说，都这么久了都没人告诉你我是个职业老玩家嘛？”
我有点烦躁的问道，手指不耐烦的在桌面上敲击起来
他一脸震惊的看着我，震惊?那是肯定的(自信)
装逼就是爽!
我本来还想再装会来着，可忽然看见...刚才插销板似乎是爆出火花了?
我赶紧摸了一下电脑，想试试温度(试试就逝世)，结果一股强大的电流向我袭来...
“嘶～”
嗯，烤熟了可以吃了
然后......
我看见的是兄弟那嘴馋的表情....
他戳戳我
。。。
莫有反应
。。。
撕下一小块电熟了的肉
。。。
放嘴里嚼
。。。
“兄弟，你肉质不错，比我家狗拉的屎好吃多了。(严肃)”
。。。
肉质不错个蛋啊！！！说好的兄弟呢？!怎么还把我的肉给撕下来吃了???
我晕X﹏X
.......
---神奇的分割线⊙就是你---
“啊，鹅的肾啊！”
我蒙的惊醒
刚刚做了个可怕的梦，梦见自己烤熟的身体被肢解，再然后就是刨肾
刨肾
肾
。。。。。。
我赶紧检查身上，嗯，肾还好好的。
我放下心来，开始观察四周
这里貌似不是自己家?
这是个华丽的大殿，且处处散发着威严的气息，而外面是一片星空
忽然的，四面八方都有威压传来，在这声音传来的一刹那，我的身体便开始颤抖，不断的想要下跪，然而，我硬是抗下了那道气势，甚至腰杆也挺拔了起来，没错，我其实比普通人类意识强大了无数倍，甚至说，我已经接近了神，那道气势的主人似乎是发怒了，威压再次加强，甚至已经形成了冲击波，我腰杆依旧挺拔，带着一往无前的气势站在那里。
忽然，在我散发出那种气势的3秒后，威压消失了
而气势消失的一瞬间，我便看到了大殿外一道瘦弱的身影
“嗯?”
我一脸疑惑的朝那身影走去，心中不免加强了戒备
走到那身影10米处，星星点点的星光点缀着大殿外的星空，使得那个身影更加神秘
“你是谁？”
“......”(沉默)
“这里是哪？”
“......”(沉默)
“你倒是说话啊？”
“年轻的穿越者啊，你想要力量吗？你渴望力量吗？”
这是一道清脆的萝莉音，透露着纯洁，圣雅，不可侵犯的无上之威(也不知道他是怎么听出无上之威的)
“want?”
我有点蒙了
忽然我开窍了
“哦!我想拥有奈子，鸡儿咱不要了，力量咱也要(缺德的笑容)
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