70.gifts&忘语人来电

作者:梦旷枝缘 更新时间:2021/4/22 23:06:37 字数:1824

“啊,真没想到,我居然会有当‘色影师’的一天……”黄荷璇叹道,讲真今夜的她成长了不少。

待少师琦拾起T恤将自己的光洁full body遮住后,凑到了黄荷璇身边,“嗯?拍得挺不错的,之前有拍摄过xiezhen的经历?”

“Impossible!”

“哦,看来是天赋异禀。”

后者闻言眼角微抽,果断选择将这個话题揭过,“话说这些照片一旦发挥作用,姐姐你的后招是什么?”

“后招自然是……没有后招。”

“P……Pardon?”

少师琦见状缓缓说道:“我所做的决定……其中会蕴涵着我自己的考量,你只需要决定是否帮助我就足够了。听到此处,你还会帮助我吗?”

“当然!”黄荷璇脱口而出,片刻后她紧抱住少师琦,“我当然会竭力帮助姐姐你,但我希望你不要伤害自己。”

“……我明白了,那就继续我们的计划吧。”

黄荷璇闻言迅速松手,而后拿过“咸湿佬”们的相机,通过PC端操作,将她方才拍下的照片导入相机的存储卡中。少师琦则是低下身来,逐個翻着那群男人的眼皮,检查瞳孔状况,若是观察到某人有预备苏醒的迹象,她就会给他再“补上一刀”。

不久后一切完事,少师琦询问道:“酒吧有另外的出口吗?”

“Follow me.”黄荷璇说着,率先走出了包厢。

……

“啧,那個穿西装的家伙真是件蛋散,只几拳就不省人事了,不过瘾啊。”将冯心璞拖走的某名男子叹道。

他与另一人走至预先订好的包厢门前,推门欲一睹“活chun宫”,不料映入眼帘的是兄弟们横七竖八地倒在地上,有一两個人勉强能倚着墙坐起,但衣物都完好地穿在身上。。见状他也知晓这绝对不是“玩虚”了,而是被下套了。“怎么回事?”

“情报不全,那女人……花招不少。”

“完了,咱们的钱拿不到了……”他说着,捡起了那台在地面上的相机,查看其内容后他大惊失色,“我嘞个去,我们似乎得到了某些意料之外的东西……”

……

L中晚修,原先因训练搞得浑身酸痛的张希源,又遇上少师琦外出见男友这一“雪上加霜”的事件后,感觉已经无心刷题了。但他还是强撑着写完了大半作业,之后实在顶不住了,不是唉声叹气就是趴桌休息。

几秒后某名同学轻拍他,“班长,有别班的人来找你。”

“呃?!”后者疑惑一声,转头一看,发现了在窗外对他做手势的冯心铃。他走过去,“冯同学,找我有事吗?”

“何必这么生疏,我们在初中不就相识了吗?”冯心铃闻言略显不满,“听说你心情不太好,有兴趣与我一起在校园内走走吗?或许这样可以得到放松。”

张希源闻言犹豫了一会儿,还是答应了。毕竟老同学一场,不好驳了人家面子。

此情此景被狗腿子们尽收眼底,但他们并未选择去阻拦张希源。

两人并排走在夜幕下的小径上,冯心铃笑道:“我们似乎很久没有这样一起散步了呢。”

“确实是很久,因为这种经历之前从未有过。”张希源淡淡地回答道。

前者闻言,笑脸登时凝固了,“这是什么聊天鬼才?!对少师琦撩技尽展,对我就是钢铁直男?”她在心底咬牙切齿道。

“心情不佳……是与少师同学闹矛盾了?”

“也不算是吧,只是相处不太愉快。”

“是你的不对吗?”

“或许是吧,是我不够优秀的错。”

冯心铃闻言有些意外与气愤,意外的是张希源主动认错,并且给出的错误理由居然还是这种“妄自菲薄”的言论,气愤的是少师琦“自视甚高”,张希源这么优秀的男孩居然都入不了她的“鼠目”。

冯心铃并不敢在这個话题上停留太久,她担心愈聊张希源愈沮丧,最后连与她漫步的兴致都消失殆尽了。因此他们的话题还是转到了如学习,日常兴趣等方面,在这几個方面,张希源还是挺愿意与她对话的。

他们走了一路,有人就蹑手蹑脚地尾随了一……段路,在两人走过实验楼后,跟踪者少师琦便收了脚步,“是开学时有过一次谋面的女生,不过并不清楚她的姓名。方才他们的对话中似乎有提到我,应该不是他的新欢吧?难道那女孩是想成为2B君的说客?”

……

深夜,观看着番剧的少师琦忽然收到了一条意识通讯:“Hey, madam, how is everything going?”

Qi: First of all, please don't call me madam, thanks. Second, how do you start speaking English?

MM(Mysterious Man): Oh, in my opinion, you are a madam, cuz you're quite maverick. As for why I speak English, Uh…Can I say I forgot all the other languages when I woke up?

Qi: Of course, because I had the same experience. I only spoke Japanese when I woke up.

MM: Ha ha, we are in tune with each other in this aspect. Sure enough, finding you is one of the few right decisions I have made.

Qi: Just stop chatting and let's talk business. You still come to me for that plan?

MM: Yes, madam.

Qi: Do you expect a fool who wakes up and forgets the language to realize what you call the "grand design"?

MM: Eh…Yes, madam.

Qi: Are you out of your mind?

MM: Madam, first of all, I don't think that's enough to be a disadvantage. Secondly, can you use some polite words for me?

Qi: If you want to find a woman who doesn't get angry even if her window glass is broken, it's can only be your wife or daughter.

MM: And maybe my granddaughter.

Qi: Yes, of course, your granddaughter. She didn't get angry because she was stabbed to death by broken glass before she could speak.

MM: ... Haha, madam, we are in tune with each other in this aspect too. We are always used to taking human life in words. In other words, it is in the words to decide the life and death of others.

Qi: I think if we don't hark back to the subject, the people who will die in our words may not be just your granddaughter.

MM: … Ha ha, you always like to tell lame jokes.


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